September 17, 2010 (for immediate release): Take a Paranormal Journey to Hades every Friday and Saturday in October as the historic Landon House in Urbana unveils its all-new haunted attraction called HAUNTED DEAD OR ALIVE. "Vampires and zombies are so passe' " notes Landon House owner Kevin Dolan in his guise as Johnny Reb. "Today is the Anniversary of the bloodiest day in American history....the Battle of Antietam. Over 23,000 brave Union and Confederate soldiers killed, wounded or missing in action. That isn't make believe. They died to protect the freedoms we take for granted. Of course, it wouldn't be a haunted event if we didn't have zombies and vampires and chainsaws. And we do."
So take a short jaunt across the Mason-Dixon line to the creep-tastic Landon House Mansion, 12,000 square feet and six acres of pure terror. As you slowly roll onto Johnny Reb's Estate of Horrors a chill runs down your spine. The anticipation is unbearable as you make your way to the ticket line and prepare for a disturbing journey into the depths of depravity. Ghostly Civil War soldiers, both Union and Confederate, confront you as you are led through the Haunted Holler of the old place. Moving through the massive, 250-year old former silk mill, a variety of ghastly ghouls appear in the darkness, ready to attack...will they?
Victims encounter all sorts of horrible creatures...Rebel zombies, beasts of burden, homicidal maniacs, Evil Undead, Deranged Farmers, Paranormal Investigators with an axe to grind, Unhinged Rednecks, Northern Scum, Insane Preachers, the Civil War Widow Woman, the legendary Abomination...Is it scary? We HOWL at your naive question! How impertinent of you! Of course it is child! But, innocent that you are, it is the PARENTS who usually run out screaming bloody blue murder...Your heart can't take it...just a few more feet until the grand finale...and then it is over. Or is it? After all, Dear Friends, getting skeered is the whole point, ain't it?
Pricing: $15 adults; $10 kids under 12. Cash only. No Refunds. No Exchanges. Event is held rain or shine. No smoking, alcohol, drugs or foul language allowed on property. We reserve the right to eject unruly patrons without a refund. Reservations are not required.
Directions: The Haunted Landon House Mansion and Estate is located at the intersection of Rt. 355 and 80 in Urbana. Take Rt. 270 to Exit 26 Urbana. Continue 1/3 mile to the 355/80 intersection and turn left then immediate right into Landon House driveway.
Dates: Fri/Sat at 8pm: October 1, 2, 8, 9, 15, 16, 22, 23, 29, 30th
http://HauntedLandon.com
http://HarrisburgAreaParanormalSociety.com
301-305-6600
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Kevin Dolan-Managing Director
Landon House Marketing
kevin@areaguides.com
cell: 301-305-6600
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